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Includes: 2x Wood Ball Bases, 2x Wood Ball Head Pieces, 30x Shaft Segments, 1x Sand Timer

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Measurements: Overall: 7.9 cm x 3.3 cm x 3.3 cm

Materials: Silicone, metal

Colour: Purple, blue, orange

Note: For novelty use only.

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Measurements: Overall: 7.4 cm x 4 cm x 3 cm

Materials: Silicone, metal

Colour: Red, black

Note: For novelty use only.